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Clever Demotivational Poster


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grĂ¡vida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.

THIS BUM - Is very clever... Maybe TOO clever...

INTELLIGENCE - You're not as clever as you think you are.


WORDS - A shelter for the clever, and a trap for the naive.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT...... - Mario and Luigi are two violent midgets who are always in need of a life and are addicted to shrooms.

TAGS: funny clever duh think about
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by MrFigglezworth

M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 5:57 pm
1- The idea has been done so many times, It's shocking. 2- might want to rethink your tags in the future


TAGS: cleverbot culos ass
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by culos

motinet - September 19, 2010, 8:45 pm

DreMagnum - November 19, 2009, 9:37 am
And Culos wins

CLEVERNESS - Sometimes it's hard to come by.

TAGS: carrot top clever cleverness difficult
Rating: 1.3/5

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aPauling - August 27, 2008, 5:13 pm
CLEVERNESS: This motifake unrelated.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 1:34 am

SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered

TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 bitchin' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.

GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin'

TAGS: not using proper or clever tags thats a paddlin
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Capathy

LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
I voted 5L, can I give out a paddlin'?
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:08 pm
*facepalm* I misspelled anonymous.. well, I reaps what I sows *bends over*
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
Yep, still a little sore from my first motifake, but what doesn't kill us, might just turn us on. Or at least that's what my grandmother used to say.
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2009, 2:51 pm
Being a Timmy, that's a paddlin 5 lions
Sean - November 18, 2009, 2:47 pm
Perfectly done.
thatonechick - November 18, 2009, 2:34 pm
I love it! YAY!
MrRandom - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
Does anyone actually use the tags responsibly? 3 quarters of the site probably deserves a paddlin' otherwise.
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
This is great!! +5 paddlins
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 2:30 pm

CLEVERBOT - Cleverbot has been beaten.

TAGS: cleverbot
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by wijoo666

Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:26 am
Or can't be bothered with endless tit-for-tat

WHEN YOU NOTICE IT - You will shit Bricks.

TAGS: clever shit brick jailbait
Rating: 2.33/5

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godlydaddy - May 3, 2012, 6:09 pm
BBeen staring at this stupid thing for at least 15 minutes!! WTH am I supposed to notice???
LayZman - December 27, 2010, 4:05 am
Is is because he looks constipated and thus I should feel the need?
LayZman - December 27, 2010, 4:05 am
Is is because he looks constipated and thus I should feel the need?
AtomicPineapple - June 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
It's because his character's name is Brick.
Havoc - May 28, 2009, 6:20 pm
Last one isn't as dark as the first.
cheeseman - April 18, 2009, 8:06 am
1 of them is gay, the other 8 arent
WarpOS2 - March 31, 2009, 2:58 am
Must be the rather poor alignment of the images - but not enough to pass a kidney stone.
Kajowwojak - February 7, 2009, 10:14 am
I see it. Ther are nine of them, so we are all fucked.
energy - October 26, 2008, 12:07 am
when i notice one of these "notice it" posters that's worth a shit, i'll shit bricks.

CLEVERBOT - We have discovered true evil and it loves ice cream more than my wife.

TAGS: clever devil really loves ice cream
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - December 15, 2009, 7:22 am
More than a little!
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:09 pm
I went there, it's sort of creepy.

CLEVERBOT - He wants to poop on my chest.

TAGS: cleverbot poop chest yes alala
Rating: 1.47/5

More motifakes by jewman

CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:26 pm
Not only is t a horrible poster, but you were the one to ask to take a dump

A CLEVER DISGUISE CUBBY - But not clever enough

CLEVERBOT - Damn it's smart!!


CLEVERBOT - must give out alot of chili rainbows if it is gonna be that calm about it.

TAGS: cleverbot
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by wjoo666

BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
*bows* You do
DreMagnum - November 18, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sorry Bone, i win
BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:52 pm
And I thought I was sick...
DreMagnum - November 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
Im a tend to go on 4chan and read the urban dictionary. Plus everything i dont read myself, my friends tell me about. We have even invented some sick stuff
Bartimaeus - November 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
?* typo
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
And you were ordering just a water with lemon last night?!?!?
Bartimaeus - November 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
The question is...HOW do you know this stuff.
DreMagnum - November 18, 2009, 9:59 pm
I hate that i know this stuff
Bartimaeus - November 18, 2009, 9:58 pm
What is read...can not be unread. gwaaaaaaa
DreMagnum - November 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
Um, its where you projectile diarrea from one anus to another, like a rainbow. Or, while a regular rainbow is where there is blood rings on a guys penis after sex, after anal sex, brown rings are on there
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 9:55 pm
Bart, I am very proud to say that I have no idea what it is.
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 9:54 pm
No doubt there, Dre... but I try not to judge crap on a bell-curve. I just group it together.
Bartimaeus - November 18, 2009, 9:52 pm
Wtf does chilirainbow mean? I'm afraid to google it lol
DreMagnum - November 18, 2009, 9:50 pm
I've seen worse....
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 9:48 pm
I know. It's nearly so bad, starvo should get a royalty.
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 9:37 pm
Kidding about what? This guy got three past the Mods today. All of them this witty.
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 9:33 pm
Are you kidding me?

CLEVERBOT - It's gonna make you eats its toilet!

TAGS: cleverbot
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by wijoo666

culos - November 20, 2009, 11:42 am
I guess we needed no more after I outed myself
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 11:26 am
DreMagnum - November 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Anyone else sick of these?


TAGS: zoo animal names clever cute
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:47 am
Oh no! Now I'll have to get out the paper towels!
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:42 am
HAHAHAHA!!!!! sprayed the coffee on that one! Good 1 Scorp!^!!!!!

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